Putin, Netanyahu and Obama are flying on a jet back from a UN meeting and their plane crashes. They all die on impact, and since their politicians, of course they all go straight to Hell. When they arrive the Devil greets them and allows them to make one phone call since their world leaders, but they're going to have to pay for their calls.

Netanyahu goes first and talks for about 3 minutes, and the Devil says "That'll be 3 million dollars". Netanyahu says "What can you do" and pays him.  Putin makes a call that lasts a little longer, about 7 minutes and the Devil says "That'll be 9 million dollars".  Putin says "What can you do" and pays him.  Obama talks for over an hour, he's carrying on with Michelle laughing with no concern for the time.  When he gets off the phone the Devil says, "You've been on the phone for an hour and thirty five minutes, that'll be 1 dollar and 27 cents".  Netanyahu and Putin are both outraged.  They ask the Devil, "What gives, why does he get a break?"  The Devil answers, "When Obama was elected as the President of the United States the country went to Hell, so it's only a local call".